or, Stacy Gets Lost In Translation
No matter where you live in the United States, the people around you speak English with a dialect unique to your region. Nobody ever considers their regional speech patterns a dialect; to them it’s just normal speech. It’s the same way that pigs don’t know pigs stink.
Although I was looking at my wife as I typed that first line, I could really have been talking to every last female reading this article.
I may be flirting with disaster right now, sharing this key tenet of Guy Code. Hopefully the G.C.E.T (Guy Code Enforcement Team) is [...]
A joke will ensue and although some will laugh, many will squirm uncomfortably or look appalled, even if they thought it was funny. Why? Because someone might be offended by the stereotypes.
Well of course someone will. That doesn’t mean they’re justified [...]
The U.S. Census Bureau defines the Baby Boomers as those born between January 1st, 1946 and December 31st, 1964. This means those on the front end of the wave are turning 65 this year and many are punching their ticket to Retirementville. But most of us are still plugging away in the workplace.
Being a [...]
Sure, I’m not part of the singles set, and I’m not going out every night. But then again, after a while, neither do the pheromone-driven singles (or wannabe singles). You don’t have to be “seasoned” to get tired of drink-prowl-blackout-hangover-rinse-repeat. I haven’t done that since [...]
To a little white dog.
When I was a boy growing up on a farm in central Illinois, I had a lot of dogs. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear my parents were charter members of the Dog Of The Month Club.
I didn’t have these dogs all at once, mind you, but [...]
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- The Blessing
- Five Reasons I Know Hell Exists
- Bondage Haiku
- Pigs Don’t Know Pigs Talk Funny
- Everything Old Is New Again
- Forever And Then Forever Again
- We Are Not Ourselves
- The Road Most Taken
- A Bloody Lip
- Follow Someone
- Upside Down
- My Thirty Six Hour Vagina
- Where Are The Elephants?
- A Titleist, An Asteroid and Stacy
- Lemmings Anonymous
- We’ve Got To Stop Meeting Like This
- The Donut Nazi
- You’re Not The Boss Of Me
- A Priest, A Minister and a Rabbi
- (Bleep) Flows Downhill
- Light At The End Of The Tunnel
- A Thousand Squirrels
- Urinal Roulette
- The El To Paradise
- A Can Of Gumout
- My Penis Lies Over The Ocean
- Grandpa’s Last Stand
- Waldo Meets His Bleeping Match
- A Bran New World
- His Highness, King Me
- Flying In Formation
- Calculating America’s Future
- Don We Now
- Curse You, Soy
- Who am I? (and am I listening?)
- At What Cost