I tweeted someone for a recipe today, telling her it sounded “yummy.”
Oh my God. Why didn’t I just tell her I was having my period and needed some comfort food?
Where the heck did “yummy” come from? I can’t remember even uttering that word twice in the past ten years, and both times were to my grandson. Or am I overreacting? I mean, “yummy” isn’t really a sign of change, is it? After all, I am presently growing a Rick Bayless-style goatee…
…so that proves I’m still a guy’s guy, doesn’t it?
Still, I’m worried. I wouldn’t eat tofu with YOUR mouth, but is the proliferation of soy in processed foods raising my estrogen levels? Are my post-workout protein bars turning me into a metrosexual?
As I think about it, I actually plucked some wild eyebrow hairs last week. What’s next, setting up the DVR to series-record Brothers & Sisters?
Surely my fate isn’t sealed. There must be an antidote.
Yeah, that’s it. I think dinner tonight is a steak and three fingers of Makers Mark on the rocks.
Bwahahaha!! Loved this! But why can’t men say “yummy?” Girls say “dude” all the time,
But if you’re really that insecure (*snerk*), having the steak and Makers for breakfast instead of dinner will make you a *real* guy’s guy. =D
… You DO realize soy has faux estrogens in it right? ….